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    Went over to my friends barber shop for a visit. Man and a boy walk in and the man gets into the chair. When he is done he says i'm gonna run over and get a cigar while the boy gets his trim. Hour goes by....no man, another hour and still no man. The boy is calmly reading all the field and streams and sports afields laying around. The barber says "Son, I'm beginning to think your dad has forgotten about you." Boy says "That wasn't my dad." Barber asks "Who is he?" Boy answers " He's just some guy that asked me how I'd like a free haircut."
    Crappie bite twice a day. 15 minutes before I get there and 10 minutes after I leave.
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    a gun the goes bang when it is supposed to go click.

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    That's funny

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    Good one
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    I have laughed about this one most of the day. Wife thought is one was much funnier than the fridge and dryer one
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    that used to be funny (still is really ) but that would be no surprise if it happens today .
    Even Jesus had a fish story ! Actually five .

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