Went over to my friends barber shop for a visit. Man and a boy walk in and the man gets into the chair. When he is done he says i'm gonna run over and get a cigar while the boy gets his trim. Hour goes by....no man, another hour and still no man. The boy is calmly reading all the field and streams and sports afields laying around. The barber says "Son, I'm beginning to think your dad has forgotten about you." Boy says "That wasn't my dad." Barber asks "Who is he?" Boy answers " He's just some guy that asked me how I'd like a free haircut."