Sad man at bar today
Sitting at the bar today when I noticed a man sobbing. Since I always try to help I asked what was so bad.
"I got in an argument with my wife and she said she wasn't gonna talk to me for a month!"
I said "that is a shame!"
He said " yes, today's the last day!"
Crappie bite twice a day. 15 minutes before I get there and 10 minutes after I leave.
The sheep live in fear of the wolf but in the end it's the shepherd that eats them.
The two loudest sounds are a gun that goes click when it is supposed to go bang and
a gun the goes bang when it is supposed to go click.