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  1. 10-07-2020, 09:29 AM #1
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    Default Thought I was gonna have to defend myself


    Guy in a club on Beale Street told me " I'm gonna hit you over the head with this guitar neck."

    I asked him " Is that a fret?"
    Crappie bite twice a day. 15 minutes before I get there and 10 minutes after I leave.
    The sheep live in fear of the wolf but in the end it's the shepherd that eats them.
    The two loudest sounds are a gun that goes click when it is supposed to go bang and
    a gun the goes bang when it is supposed to go click.
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    good one lol
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    I know this was a joke but the frets on a cheaply built guitar will cut you quick if you aint careful.
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    Cool, LOL
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    Funny...
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    Lol
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    I'm a fret I never heard of that.
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    Love it!


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    I know cheap guitars. 8 more since the picture and another one arriving Friday.

    Steal a man's wallet and he will be broke for a week.
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    Crappie bite twice a day. 15 minutes before I get there and 10 minutes after I leave.
    The sheep live in fear of the wolf but in the end it's the shepherd that eats them.
    The two loudest sounds are a gun that goes click when it is supposed to go bang and
    a gun the goes bang when it is supposed to go click.
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    I'm a fret you are strung out on pickin and grinnin.
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