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  1. 12-08-2019, 07:31 PM #1
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    Default sitting on the bench at walmart


    I started talking to a distinguished gentleman. Topic of wives came up. I pulled out a picture of my wife and said "This is my beautiful wife". He took a look and said "If you think she is good looking you oughta see my wife". I asked "Why? Is she a knockout?" He said "No, She's an optometrist".
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    Now that’s funny!


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  3. 12-08-2019, 08:22 PM #3
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    Hahahahahaha now that’s funny. Good one.
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    lol


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  6. 12-09-2019, 01:13 PM #6
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    Good one!!!
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  7. 12-09-2019, 04:39 PM #7
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    You get a 100 for that one.
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    Funny, hahahaha
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