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The preacher was riding his bike around the neighborhood when he came across a young lad with a lawn mower. Preacher asked what he was doing with the mower. The boy told him he wanted to sell it so he could get a bike. The preacher said that he would trade his bike for the mower. The boy jumped on and rode a bit. He then said it's a deal and rode off. The preacher then attempted to start the mower with no success. "Ya gotta cuss it before it'll start" the boy yelled. Preacher explained that he was a man of the cloth. "I haven't cussed in so long I have forgotten how" he said!
Boy yelled back "Just keep pulling that rope, it'll come back to ya" !!
Crappie bite twice a day. 15 minutes before I get there and 10 minutes after I leave.
The sheep live in fear of the wolf but in the end it's the shepherd that eats them.
The two loudest sounds are a gun that goes click when it is supposed to go bang and
a gun the goes bang when it is supposed to go click.
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