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When 2 deputies came in and asked a co-worker if he had a picture of his wife. He dug one from his wallet and gave it to them. They looked at it and one said " We are sorry to tell you that it looks like she has been hit by a truck." He replied" Yes, but she has a great personality and is a good cook."
Crappie bite twice a day. 15 minutes before I get there and 10 minutes after I leave.
The sheep live in fear of the wolf but in the end it's the shepherd that eats them.
The two loudest sounds are a gun that goes click when it is supposed to go bang and
a gun the goes bang when it is supposed to go click.
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