I’ve come up with a sure fire, can’t miss, make Wannabe rich plan.

It’s expensive to fish. Way too expensive….truck, boat, tackle, bait, and on and on and on. If you can use your phone to order up a ride, why can’t you use your phone to order up an empty seat to go fishing.

Now, I called dibbs, so don’t none of you hole jumpers get no funny ideas. I even have the perfect name for the App. Guber.

Don’t worry, I’ll still talk to y’all when I’m rich. You’ll just need to set up an appointment and go through the metal detector and pick the restaurant where you’ll be buying my lunch.

Wannabe...