Amish man and young son were in the big city. Went into big office building and were noticing two big silver doors that would open and close. One time they opened and an older lady kinda overweight and plain went in and the doors closed. 15 seconds later they reopened and a shapely blond about 24 comes out. The boy asks pa what do you think that is? The man says " not sure, but go get your momma."