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    Default Had to cut expenses somewhere


    Took down my confederate flag and scraped my national rifle association sticker off the front door. Disconnected our security system and quit our neighborhood watch. Bought 2 Pakistani flags and a black ISIS flag off of eBay. Put a Pakistani flag up in the corners of my yard and the ISIS flag in the middle. Now the local police, county sherriff, state troopers, fbi, NSA, CIA, Secret Service, homeland security and a couple of black SUVs with blacked out windows patrol by my house 24/7. Never felt safer or more secure!!! And I am saving $49.95 a month! Plus as an added bonus if I called or texted you or you have read any of my posts they will now be patrolling yours too!!!
    Stolen story but still funny.
    Last edited by Gomer Snerd; 08-08-2015 at 09:09 AM.
    Crappie bite twice a day. 15 minutes before I get there and 10 minutes after I leave.
    The sheep live in fear of the wolf but in the end it's the shepherd that eats them.
    The two loudest sounds are a gun that goes click when it is supposed to go bang and
    a gun the goes bang when it is supposed to go click.

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    That's the way to do it.

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    I like saving money. Thx for the tip. Had to cut expenses somewhere
    We only sell the Best. Ranger, Xpress, Yamaha, Suzuki, Tohatsu.

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    hahahaha 10-4! Thanx for the help!

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    Good Tip, Thanks.



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