Reminds me of Art Linkletter

[SteveJ]

A handful of seven year old, grade school children were asked, what they thought of beer: 1 - Tim - 'I think beer must be good. My dad says the more beer he drinks, the prettier my mom gets.' 2 - Melanie - 'Beer makes my dad sleepy and we get to watch what we want on television when he is asleep, so beer is nice.' 3 - Grady - 'My Mom gets funny when she drinks it and takes her top off at parties.' 4 - Toby - 'My Mom and Dad talk funny when they drink beer and the more they drink the more they give kisses to each other, which is a good thing.' 5 - Sarah - 'My Dad gets funny on beer. He is funny. He also wets his pants sometimes, so he shouldn't have too much.' 6 - Lilly - 'My Dad loves beer. The more he drinks, the better he dances. One time he danced right into the pool.' 7 - Ethan - 'I don't like beer very much. Every time Dad drinks it, he burns the sausages on the barbecue and they taste disgusting.' 8 - Shirley - 'I give Dad's beer to the dog and he goes to sleep.' 9 - Brittney - 'I don't like beer, but mom says it helps you get the guys you want, so I'll have to learn to like it.' 10 - Alice - 'My sister told me you have to drink your own weight in beer before you start to like it. She has some ways to go yet, I think. The guys usually ignore her until they have had a whole lot of beer, then they get nice' 11 - Brad - 'Beer tastes disgusting. My brother told me it makes you think the girls are pretty. With his girlfriend, I would need an awful lot of beer.' __________________

[LowePro]

HAHAHAHAHA

[wilbur]

Proven Facts.

[Redge]

Too funny!

[Gomer Snerd]

really sad rather than funny

[Billbob]

yep