Any Irish here besides me?

[SteveJ]

The Irish • Reilly went to trial for armed robbery. The jury foreman came out and announced, "Not guilty." "That's grand!" shouted Reilly. "Does that mean I can keep the money?" • Finnegin: My wife has a terrible habit of staying up 'til two o'clock in the morning. I can't break her of it. Keenan: What on earth is she doin' at that time? Finnegin: Waitin' for me to come home . • Murphy told Quinn that his wife was driving him to drink. Quinn thinks he's very lucky because his own wife makes him walk. • The late Bishop Sheen stated that the reason the Irish fight so often among themselves is that they're always assured of having a worthy opponent. • An American lawyer asked, "Paddy, why is it that whenever you ask an Irishman a question, he answers with another question?" "Who told you that?" asked Paddy. • Question - Why are Irish jokes so simple? Answer - So the English can understand them. • Irish lass customer: "Could I be trying on that dress in the window?" Shopkeeper: "I'd prefer that you use the dressing room." • Mrs. Feeney shouted from the kitchen, "Is that you I hear spittin' in the vase on the mantle piece?" "No," said himself, "but I'm gettin' closer all the time." • Q. What do you call an Irishman who knows how to control a wife? A. A bachelor. • "O'Ryan," asked the druggist, "did that mudpack I gave you improve your wife's appearance?" "It did surely," replied O'Ryan, "but it keeps fallin' off!" __________________

[KDAVID1]

• Q. What do you call an Irishman who knows how to control a wife?

Hmmm--Melissa may have some Irish in her!

[wilbur]

• Q. What do you call an Irishman who knows how to control a wife?

Hmmm--Melissa may have some Irish in her!

Your just askin for it.

[KDAVID1]

Your just askin for it.

I know hahaha--I get a pass I can use drugged up as an excuse