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jewelry store shopping
Went to the jeweler Friday to pick out a valentine present. There was an older man there with a hot blond young gal at his side. They were looking at some nice bits of jewelry costing about 20,000 bucks. He asked to see something nicer. The owner pulled out a tray all marked 40-50 grand. Old man said nice but still not what they wanted. Owner goes into the back and returned with a briefcase filled with items from 50-250 thousand. He picked out 2-3 things and said we'll take them. Owner asked how he was gonna pay. The older man said " I will write you a check and after it clears money we will pick them up. Never seen money spent that easily. I went back Monday to have the charm put on Teresa's bracelet and the old man came in to pick up his pieces. The owner said "Hey, there's no money in that account!!!" The old man said " Yes, I know that. But let me tell you about my weekend!"
Last edited by "G"; 01-30-2015 at 02:27 PM.
Crappie bite twice a day. 15 minutes before I get there and 10 minutes after I leave.
The sheep live in fear of the wolf but in the end it's the shepherd that eats them.
The two loudest sounds are a gun that goes click when it is supposed to go bang and
a gun the goes bang when it is supposed to go click.
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Tooo funny
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Tell rather than trll......sorry.
Crappie bite twice a day. 15 minutes before I get there and 10 minutes after I leave.
The sheep live in fear of the wolf but in the end it's the shepherd that eats them.
The two loudest sounds are a gun that goes click when it is supposed to go bang and
a gun the goes bang when it is supposed to go click.
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Crappie bite twice a day. 15 minutes before I get there and 10 minutes after I leave.
The sheep live in fear of the wolf but in the end it's the shepherd that eats them.
The two loudest sounds are a gun that goes click when it is supposed to go bang and
a gun the goes bang when it is supposed to go click.
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Gomer you need some updated material. These are very funny cause I forgot most of them. But you gotta admit they are old.
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sure they're old. so am I. You know, it's hard to have updated material. they have all been told for ages. Larry the cable guy tells the same ones I have been telling for 60 years but he gets 250,000 a night to do it. I am somewhat limited by having to maintain the language to rather mild. But I find that there are some young folk that haven't heard them yet. Young like 50 or so. lol
Crappie bite twice a day. 15 minutes before I get there and 10 minutes after I leave.
The sheep live in fear of the wolf but in the end it's the shepherd that eats them.
The two loudest sounds are a gun that goes click when it is supposed to go bang and
a gun the goes bang when it is supposed to go click.
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We only sell the Best. Ranger, Xpress, Yamaha, Suzuki, Tohatsu.
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Im with ya. Keep them coming. Heck I forgot this one already
Last edited by "G"; 01-30-2015 at 08:35 PM.
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Thinking about it... youngsters haven't heard them. Most of the rhe rest can't remember them.
Crappie bite twice a day. 15 minutes before I get there and 10 minutes after I leave.
The sheep live in fear of the wolf but in the end it's the shepherd that eats them.
The two loudest sounds are a gun that goes click when it is supposed to go bang and
a gun the goes bang when it is supposed to go click.
