Old, timely joke with emphasis on old

[Gomer Snerd]

Natasha and Rudolf Najinski were looking out the Moscow window. She says" It's snowing!" "No", he replied. It's raining." "Snowing!" she said. "I swear, it's raining!!" ,came his reply. "Snowing!" "Look. He stated," Rudolf the Red Knows rain dear!!!!"

[SteveJ]

Oh no, not a pun!

A famous viking explorer returned home from a voyage and found his name missing from the town register. His wife insisted on complaining to the local civic official. The official apologized profusely saying, "I must have taken Leif off my census."

[majflyboy]

Had to laugh, and that hurts right now!!