Question:Howmany days in week?


Answer:6 Saturdays, 1
Sunday


Question:When is a
retiree'sbedtime?


Answer:Two hours after he
falls asleep on the couch.



Question:How many retirees to
change a light bulb?

Answer:Only one, but it
might take all day.



Question:What's the biggest
gripe of retirees?

Answer:There is not enough
time to get everything done.



Question:Why don't retirees
mind being called Seniors?

Answer:The term comes with
a 10% discount.



Question:Among retirees, what
is considered formal attire?

Answer:Tied
shoes.



Question:Why do retirees
count pennies?

Answer:They are the only
ones who have the time.




Question:What is the common
term for someone who enjoys work and refuses to retire?


Answer:NUTS!




Question:Why are retirees so
slow to clean out the basement, attic or garage?


Answer:They know that as
soon as they do, one of their adult kids will want to store stuff
there.




Question:What do retirees
call a long lunch?

Answer:Normal.



Question:What is the best way
to describeretirement?

Answer:The never ending
Coffee Break.



Question:What's the biggest
advantage of going back to school as a retiree?

Answer:If you cut classes,
no one calls your parents.



Question:Why does a retiree
often say he doesn't miss work, but misses the people he used to work
with?

Answer:He is too polite to
tell the whole truth.



And, my very
favorite....

QUESTION:What do you do all
week?

Answer:Monday through
Friday, NOTHING..... Saturday & Sunday, I rest.