Archie finally decided to tie the knot with his longtime girlfriend.
One night, shortly after the honeymoon, he was getting his gear ready for a fishing trip. His wife, standing there watching him says, "Archie, I've been doing some thinking and now that we're married it might be time for you to quit fishing."


Archie get's this frightfully perturbed look on his face and the wife says, "Archie! What's wrong?''


"You're beginning to sound like my ex-wife," Archie says.


"Ex-wife!" she yells, "I had no idea you were married before!"


Archie answers, "I wasn't."