Perdiciment

I deal with this sort of thing all the time. TRUST ME, cut that sucker in half. Chainsaw works when other tools are not available. Take plenty of picture(video if possible). Post them here so we can evaluate the process. I'm sorry to hear about this but u gotta do what u gotta do.

You should see if he would take some Coleman Fuel, Muriatic Acid, Acetone, Methanol/Denatured Alcohol, Red Devil Lye, Battery Acid, Ether, Freon, Anhydrous Ammonia, Hydrochloric,Acentic and Sulfuric Acids, Benzyl Chloride, Prozac, Ritalin, Laxatives, epsom Salts, Sudafed, Iodine Crystal and red Phosphorous for trade and yall have a party afterwards

It's time you manned up and put your big boy breeches on. Just whip your uncles old azz and take the boat. If you can't do that write to Dear Abbey for advice. Lol

Dear Headhunter:

Thanks for an awsome first post. You have come to the right place to find a solution to your "pridicament". There are several solutions, the first being cutting in half, which will work quite well. You can then sell your half on ebay or dregslist and have money for a new rig. Be sure when photographing for the add that you only show the uncut half. Please use this quote in your add "boat for sale, Half OFF". This will take care of any legal woes that would result in the sale of such a boat as mentioned above. I would ask also that you knowtify your friens here at crapppie.com when you are going to put the half boat up for sale since I have already purchased several boats "half off" from ebay and dregslist and have no need for another.

This is only the first solution. The second would be to each have the boat every other day through out the year. This is a great solution until you get to leap year and a cuttin' shootin' scrape breakes out over who gets the boat the extra day, but if the 1 day every 4 years can be worked through, this may be a good solution for you.

Another solution would be to flip a coin for the whole boat. Be sure to use the phrase "heads I win, tails you lose", when the coin is flipped.

Thanks for presenting this problem to us

Your frien and counselor.
RCC

You and him can still fish together even tho you dint get along together, just go to your local farm supply and buy you some of that heavy gauge bull wire, build a divider in the middle of the boat, you know, just like police cars have between the front and back seats, this will keep you and your Uncle in law cousin from beating the heck out of each other!

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Cut it in half....just remember to keep it on a plane.........:Rofl
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You can even cut it in three parts if you have another family member that wants in on the action...............

Cut in in half
then take your half paint it pink then dump it in your uncles front yard :)

Sale him your half of the boat put a little extra money with it monthly and take out a life insurance policy on him. That way when he kicks the bucket you will get a small sum of money to buy a jammed up boat.