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  1. 09-30-2014, 10:03 AM #1
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    A Baptist preacher decided to play hooky one Sunday to play a round of golf. He claimed his sick brother needed his company. About hole 12 Gabriel said to God "are you gonna let him get by with this?" God replied " watch this." The preacher hit his tee shot on the 425 yard number 13 and it was a magnificent shot. Landed on the fringe and rolled into the cup for a hole in one. Gabriel says " why would you let him do that? God replies "who's he gonna tell?"
    Crappie bite twice a day. 15 minutes before I get there and 10 minutes after I leave.
    The sheep live in fear of the wolf but in the end it's the shepherd that eats them.
    The two loudest sounds are a gun that goes click when it is supposed to go bang and
    a gun the goes bang when it is supposed to go click.
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    That's funny!!
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    ha....good one
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    lol
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    Bawahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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  6. 10-01-2014, 05:29 PM #6
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    That ones great..... Lol...
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