sweet memories

[Gomer Snerd]

I was dining in a fancy restaurant in Memphis and there was a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. I had been checking her out since I sat down, but lacked the nerve to speak to her.

Suddenly she sneezed, and her glass eye came flying out of its socket toward me. I reflexively reached out, grabbed it out of the air, and handed it back.

'Oh my, I am so sorry,' the woman said as she popped her eye back in place...

'Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you,' I said.

We enjoyed a wonderful dinner together, and afterward went to the theatre and later had drinks.We talked, we laughed, she shared her deepest dreams and I shared mine. She listened.

After paying for everything, she asked me to come to her place the next day and she would she cook me a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. Then a very intimate morning transpired. I was amazed. Everything had been SO incredible! 'You know,' I said, 'you are the perfect woman. Do you treat every guy you meet this way?'


'No,' she replied... 'You just happened to catch my eye...'

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[majflyboy]

Very good!!

[SlabLapper4sure]

I just chocked on my coffee!

[wilbur]

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