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Baseball in heaven???
2 old timers were talking about how they loved baseball when Harry asked " I wonder is there baseball in heaven???" Charlie answered that he wasn't sure. They agreed that whichever one of them passed away first would somehow come back and tell the other one. Sure enough one night Charlie died in his sleep. A few weeks later Harry woke up to see his old pal at the foot of his bed. He immediately asked "Well, is there baseball in heaven?" Charlie replied " Well, I've got both good and bad news." Harry asked what was the good news. Charlie answered that there were gameas going on all the time on some of the nicest diamonds he had ever seen. Lights were great and the umps never missed a call ! Harry asked then what's the bad news???? Charlie answered "You're scheduled to pitch Thursday!!!
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Now thats a good one. Wonder when my brother-n-law is to play? Just asking!!!!
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