girl and a ring
An old man came into the local jewelry store with a young beauty on his arm. He told my jeweler friend that he was looking for a nice ring for the sweetie. Jeweller said " here's a nice one for only 5000 dollars."
The old man said he was looking for something nicer. The salesman said well here's one for 20 grand. " Not nice enough. "
Well here's one for 70 thousand said the clerk.
Old man says " I will take it. I will write you a check and come back Monday after it clears and pick it up then.
Monday comes and the man returns. Clerk says " I'll have you know there isn't any money in this account!"
Old man said " Yes. I know. But thanks for a wonderful weekend!!!"
Last edited by Gomer Snerd; 02-19-2014 at 05:24 PM.
Crappie bite twice a day. 15 minutes before I get there and 10 minutes after I leave.
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The two loudest sounds are a gun that goes click when it is supposed to go bang and
a gun the goes bang when it is supposed to go click.
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