A sure sign of " the end times"

[downsouth]

Most of us probably try and keep a level of situational awareness in our daily life. Then crap like this happens. What's a fella to do ?

http://news.yahoo.com/flatulent-cows...ZSCg0AkrjQtDMD

[windstone]

went to pella iowa over 30 years ago pheasant huntin. buildings all over out in the middle of fields full of hogs. this farmer customer of mine told me if they lost electricity over eight hours they lost every hog if they didn't get out there and move them. seems like the fans kept that gas out of the structure and when they went down it was over. surely they have ways today to prevent that from happening...

[Nettinyahoo]

Pick up some rare T-bone steaks.

[RCC]

Just a way to scare everyone to drive the price of milk up. The cows blow up, we have a milk shortage. Now there will be 2 lines to get in at Walmart. The 22 shell line and the milk line.

A little Beano in the hay would fix all.

[downsouth]

^^^^like^^^^

[Jethro]

Breaking News Update

"Officials believe the cow treated for burns to be the perpetrator behind the catastrophe. Eyewitness accounts suggest that immediately before the explosion, the cow was overheard saying "Hey ya'll, watch this" and then struck a match trying to light his own flatulance." Film at eleven.

[BoarBuster]

NEW FARMING LAWS


The state of Ms has once again wisely spent your tax dollars on diet research of all cows. Cows can no longer be feed with round bales as the Dept of Agriculture has decided than cows must have a square meal. Truth be known the cows mentioned in the story may have been sent over from Washington and were just full of it.