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on the bus today
A woman got on carrying a baby. The bus driver took one look and said " That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!!!" The woman walked down the aisle and sat next to a man who had been napping. She turned to him and said " That was the rudest driver!! I have a good mind to go back and give him a piece of my mind!!!". The man said " Go ahead and do it! I'll hold your monkey for you.".
Crappie bite twice a day. 15 minutes before I get there and 10 minutes after I leave.
The sheep live in fear of the wolf but in the end it's the shepherd that eats them.
The two loudest sounds are a gun that goes click when it is supposed to go bang and
a gun the goes bang when it is supposed to go click.
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