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  1. 10-15-2013, 06:36 PM #1
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    Default stop for speeding


    A guy was speeding along when the popo pulled him over. trooper asked for his driver's license. :Don't have one." he replied. Well how about your registration? "Nope" "ain't got none. Well the trooper asks do you have any id in the glove box?? "Nope. nothing but my
    pistol." Is it loaded? "Sure is. How else could I have shot that guy in the trunk?"
    30 minutes later the pair are surrounded by a dozen police cars with their bubblegum machine flashing wildly. Captain goes up and
    asks to look in the trunk. The guy opens it and there is a spare tire and a can of fix a flat. Ca[p'n asks to inspect the glove box. Opens it and there is the registration and proof of insurance. Cap'n looks over to the driver and says " I guess you have a driver's license too."
    Driver says sure and hands it over. then he says " And another thing. I bet the lyin" son of a gun said I was speeding Too!!!"
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    ha ha ha.....good one
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    John, you need a bigger gun.
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    Funny!!!
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