Today's funny..................

[duckhunter]

Two lawyers walking through the woods spotted a vicious looking bear. The first lawyer immediately opened his briefcase, pulled out a pair of sneakers and started putting them on.The second lawyer looked at him and said, "You're crazy! You'll never be able to outrun that bear!" "I don't have to," the first lawyer replied. "I only have to outrun you."


A blonde goes into a computer store and asks the clerk, “Where do you keep the curtains for computers?” The clerk answers with a puzzled face, “Curtains for computers? You don’t need curtains for computers.” The blonde’s eyes widen and she shakes her head as she answers, “Hello!?? My computer has Windows!!”

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[eric 3501]

I read this the blonde joke aloud as my brother-in-law asked what I was laughing about.....My sister overheard me, and I thought she was going to choke on the swallow of tea she took as I read the punch line......super funny joke.

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[Billbob]