Today's funny..................

[duckhunter]

[4THETHUMP]

I actually did something like that . Cutting limbs off a tree . I had a belt on and was up in the tree the limb kicked over and hit the ladder . i was setting up the tree for a couple hours before anyone got close enough to hollar at . that's not funny .

[duckhunter]

I actually did something like that . Cutting limbs off a tree . I had a belt on and was up in the tree the limb kicked over and hit the ladder . i was setting up the tree for a couple hours before anyone got close enough to hollar at . that's not funny .

Do your pets know how to use a can opener?

[4THETHUMP]

nope but they can go to the neighbors and eat . they would think it was funny .

[duckhunter]

nope but they can go to the neighbors and eat . they would think it was funny .

I can only imagine what was going through your head, lol.

[downsouth]

Pretty accurate !!
We own two dogs
We have two cats as well. Can't really say we are their owners...more like we are their staff.

[ScottV]

Ha Ha, that sounds exactly like what my dog and cat would be thinking.

[4THETHUMP]

I was scare of what my wife would say . I always do things like this when she is gone . That is all we are here too ' my wife feeds all of them around here . The neighbors dogs come by every night for a snack .

[SeaRay]

I had a neighbor who was on his roof with a hose washing out the gutters. He started spraying his old hound dog and the dog got to running around and knocked the ladder down. He sat there for 2 hours until the wind picked up and blew a slim but sturdy tree close enough for him to catch it and climb down. His wife came in about 10 minutes later.
I don't know why he did not break his neck. Never told his wife and swore me to secrecy. (read bribed with beer)