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Reply With QuoteBob was sitting on the plane to Jackson when a guy took the seat beside him.The guy was an emotional wreck, pale, hands shaking, moaning in fear.Originally Posted by majflyboy
"What's the matter?" Bob asked.
"I've been transferred to Jackson, Ms - there are crazy people there.
They've got lots of shootings, gangs, race riots, drugs, poor public schools, and the highest crime rate in the nation."
Bob replied, "I've lived in Jackson all my life. It's not as bad as the media says.
Find a nice home, go to work, mind your own business, and enroll your kids in a nice private school. It's as safe a place as anywhere in the world."
The guy relaxed and stopped shaking and said, "Oh, thank you. I've been worried to death. But if you live there and say it's OK, I'll take your word for it. What do you do for a living?"
"I'm a tail gunner on a Budweiser truck.
OLD GEEZER FISHERMEN NEVER DIE, THEY JUST SMELL THAT WAY!!
