just the punch line

Big h

Lone Ranger........Doctor say "you gonna die!!"

Yeah, and I didn't know your daddy was the pharmacist either.

Thought he said stand up not shut up.

Now wash your hands and make me a cheese sandwich!

Yeah, and it's deep, too.

Of course I been drinking officer,you don't think i would be walking around in this kinda shape do ya.

Your Honor, she also stole a can of peas.

So what position did your wife play?

And then his butt fell off.