Bout fell off my chair laughing

[MrGoodtime]

A little boy was sitting on the footpath with a bottle of Turpentine... He was shaking it up and watching all the bubbles.

A Priest came along and asked the little boy what he had.

The little boy said, 'This is the most powerful liquid in the world; it's called Turpentine.'

The Priest said, 'No, the most powerful liquid in the world is Holy Water. If you rub it on a pregnant woman's belly, she'll pass a healthy baby.'

The little boy replied, 'If you rub turpentine on a cat's a$$, he'll pass a Harley Davidson.'

[Rees Guide]

[BigRiverMarine]

Bwahahaha

[GitDaGrease]

[feeshrman]

Luv it!!

[KDAVID1]

hahahahahaha

[Cray]

Coorn cobbled a cat one time when we was kids. Poured that turpentine on him and he went nuts. Ran up in the old country post office a mail getting time and you can imagine the rest. When the folks got through with us I think we knew just how he felt.

[ScottV]

Good one Mike. Lmao