I want to know

G leave me the Hellow out of this, I still look over my shoulder when I go out side.... Speck. well just Speck..... luck y'all didn't go to the big house.....

After sleeping on it and getting over the initial shock, I remembered more of the conversation.
GW walks up.
Me: Good morning ossifer, are you selling tickets to the GW Ball?
GW: Let me tell you something boy, GW's don't have............Hey are you some kind of smart *** or sumptin?
Me: No sir, actually my wife thinks I'm more of the dumb variety.
GW: Uh huh, so you say y'all only caught two fish huh? Are you kin to a guy named Wannabe?
Me: Hummm Wannabe you say? Don't believe I've ever heard of him. Sound familiar to you Yikess?
Yikess: doesn't ring a bell.
GW: I just thought a no fish catchin GEWBER like y'all would be related.
Me: Hey, that ain't fair, we caught two fish. Wannabe is only good for one!!!!
GW: I thought you said you ain't never heard of him?
Me: Oh ya.........could we change the subject?


To be continued.

GW: You are some kind of smart ***!!! I ought a drag you outa that truck and whoop yo butt right here on the side of the highway!!!
Me: Please officer, we had our butts whooped bad enough at Washington already.
Yikess: Do it officer, he needs a good whoopin!!
Me: Shuddup Yikess. Let me handle this.
Me: So uh Sir, how the big feets situation round these parts?
GW: How'd you know.....err uhh.... That's confidential....... I can't say anything or I'll have to shoot ya.
Yikess: Tell him, tell him!!!
Me: I said Shuddup Yikess, let me handle this!!! It's not for me officer. I was asking for a buddy. Forget I said anything.
GW: dang right you better forget about it if you know what's good for you!!!!

To be continued.

:popcorn

GW: Whatcha got in them coolers back there?
Me: uh nuttin.
GW: I still need to check em.
Me: OK, let me skootch that washing machine outa the way for you.
GW: much oblige.
Me: no problem sir. I'll just sit right here on top of it to stay outa your way.
GW: that's mighty thoughtful of you.

Anyway, that's what I remember so far. I'll post more as it comes back to me.

Got my interest up. Keep it coming.

Lol,

GW: Why ya carrying around a washing machine in the back of yo truck?
Me: cause it won't fit inside the truck.
GW: that ain't what I meant.
Me: Oh, my bad. I carry it around for a good luck charm.
GW: that's about the stewpidest good luck charm I ever heard of. Couldn't you find a rabbits foot or four leaf clover or sumptin?
Me: Naw, the big feets done ate all the rabbits and four leaf clovers back home.
GW: Look boy, I done warned you once about talkin about the Igbay Eetsfay.
Me: Huh, my pig Latin ain't so good sir.
GW: it means stop branging up Big you know who!!!!
Me: Oh Ya, sorry bout that.

GW: So what's yo name anyway.
Me: Who me?
GW: Ya you!! Who else is sittin on top of their good luck washin machine?
Me: Good point. My name is......um......Andy. Ya that's it, Andy Troller. Middle name is G3.
GW: Have I ever dealt with you before Mr. Troller?
Me: OMG I hope not!!!