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    Lady: Do you drink?
    Man: Yes
    Lady: How much a day?
    Man: 3 6 packs
    Lady: How much per 6 pack
    Man: about $10.00
    Lady: And how long have you been drinking?
    Man: 15 years
    Lady: So 1 6 pack cost $10.00 and you have 3 packs a day which puts your
    spending each month at $900. In one year, it would be $10,800 correct?
    Man: Correct
    Lady: If in 1 year you spend $10,800 not accounting for inflation, the past
    15 years puts your spending about $162,000 correct?
    Man: Correct
    Lady: Do you know that if you hadn't drank, that money could have been put
    in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound
    interest for the past 15 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?
    Man: Do you drink?
    Lady: No
    Man: Where's your Ferrari?
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    Priceless
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    Good one.
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    lol nice

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    I like the way he thinks.:D

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