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Rambo was based on Chuck Norris' experience as a cub scout.

Superman has a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas.

Chuck Norris went to The Virgin Islands, they are now just called The Islands.

If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google, it doesn't ask "Did you mean Chuck Norris?" Is says "Run while you still have the chance"

Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2. No one fools Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris once whizzed in a semi's gas tank on a dare......That semi is now called Optimus Prime.

Chuck Norris doesn't do push ups, he moves the earth away.

Chuck Norris sleeps with a night-light on. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, it's because the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris once killed a charging grizzly bear by just pointing his finger and saying "bang".