Southern Home Security System

[Speck]

HOW TO INSTALL A SOUTHERN HOME SECURITY SYSTEM



1: Go to Goodwill and buy a pair of men's boots, size 14-16.



2: Place them on your front porch along with a copy of GUNS & AMMO magazine.



3: Put 4 large dog dishes next to the boots and magazine.



4: Leave a note on your door that reads:



Bubba,



Me and Marcel, Donnie Ray and Jimmie Earl went for more ammo and beer. Be
back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls. They got the mailman this
morning and messed him up bad. I don't think Killer took part, but it was
hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of them in the
house. You best wait outside till we get back.



Cooter

[satdoc1]

That might work unless they try the back way in!

[Billbob]

good 1 that will work if thet can read

[DonDon]

At'll do it right there

[canebreaker]

That's classic

[ScottV]

Ha Ha, good one.

[majflyboy]

Good one Speck.

[feelay]

I have 3 pairs of size 15 boots right by my door already....They belong to my 3 "little" boys! My size 12's are right next to 'em.

[majflyboy]

I have 3 pairs of size 15 boots right by my door already....They belong to my 3 "little" boys! My size 12's are right next to 'em.

So you should change your handle to "Twinkle Toes".

[wilbur]

Good one Speck