Likes Likes:  0
Thanks Thanks:  0
HaHa HaHa:  0
Results 1 to 9 of 9

Thread: Funny, but sad

  1. #1
    Join Date
    Mar 2011
    Location
    MS
    Posts
    28,841
    Post Thanks / Like

    Default Funny, but sad


    A man was being tailgated by a stressed out woman on a busy street. Suddenly, the light turned yellow just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at ...the crosswalk. The tailgating woman hit the roof, and the horn, screaming as she missed her chance to get through the intersection.
    As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked up into the face of a police officer. He took her to the police station where she placed in a holding cell.
    After a couple of hours, the policeman opened the cell door and said, "I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping off the guy in front of you, and cussing a blue streak at him. I noticed the 'What Would Jesus Do?' bumper sticker, the 'Follow Me to Sunday School' bumper sticker, and the chrome-plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk. Naturally, I assumed you had stolen the car!"

    As Believers, we are always being watched.
    1990 Stratos 285 Pro 200 HP Merc
    SpyderLok Rod Holders
    Proud Member of Team Watch The Finger!!!
    (662) 458-8925

  2. #2
    "G"'s Avatar
    "G" is offline Super Duper Moderator - 2012 Crappie.Com Man of the year & 2018 Crappie.com Decade of Exceptional Service Awards * Crappie.com Supporter * Member Sponsor
    Join Date
    Aug 2008
    Location
    Belden, MS
    Posts
    94,306
    Post Thanks / Like

    Default

    Very good
    I have spent most my life fishing........the rest I wasted.
    PROUD MEMBER OF TEAM GEEZER
    PICO Lures Field Rep

  3. #3
    Join Date
    Sep 2010
    Location
    Tn
    Posts
    4,397
    Post Thanks / Like

    Default



    that's a good one.
    GO BIG ORANGE !

    I meant to behave, but there were just way too many other options available at the time.

  4. #4
    RogerA's Avatar
    RogerA is offline Crappie.com Legend * Crappie.com Supporter
    Join Date
    Apr 2004
    Location
    Odenville Alabama
    Posts
    6,848
    Post Thanks / Like

    Default

    Amen
    Live Simply, Love Generously, Care Deeply, Speak Kindly, and Trust in our Creator who Loves us

  5. #5
    Join Date
    Dec 2011
    Location
    Southaven, Mississippi, United States
    Posts
    5,903
    Post Thanks / Like

    Default

    Amen x 2!!Good one John!
    OLD GEEZER FISHERMEN NEVER DIE, THEY JUST SMELL THAT WAY!!
    Member of TEAM GEEZER
    SpyderLok Rod Holders

  6. #6
    Join Date
    Aug 2009
    Location
    Ridgeland, MS
    Posts
    16,636
    Post Thanks / Like

    Default

    Good one.
    PROUD MEMBER OF TEAM GEEZER

  7. #7
    Join Date
    May 2006
    Location
    Horn Lake, MS
    Posts
    9,566
    Post Thanks / Like

    Default

    Good one, got my morning started.

  8. #8
    Billbob's Avatar
    Billbob is offline Crappie.com Legend - 2013 Guber Of The Year * Crappie.com Supporter
    Join Date
    Apr 2004
    Location
    md. st. in.
    Posts
    16,482
    Post Thanks / Like

    Default

    amen
    PROUD MEMBER OF TEAM GEEZER

    Crappie.com Pro Staff
    Guber Pro Staff
    Cane Pole Pro Staff
    Haulin Ash Pro Staff

  9. #9
    Join Date
    Apr 2012
    Location
    Mc Carley, Mississippi, United States
    Posts
    2,556
    Post Thanks / Like

    Default

    Yep.... Sad, but very true. We are all guilty of it at some time or another.

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  

BACK TO TOP