Crappie Fishin Rap Song, With Mine and Slabin's New Word!!
I got a new boat
and its called an Excel
(Ta Pitcha-Pitcha-Pssss Ta Pitcha-Pitcha-Pssss)
It's got all the stuff
And It's set up really well
(Ta Pitcha- Pitcha-Pssss Ta Pitcha-Pitcha-Pssss)
I caught a lot of fish
When I wuz a Crankin
(Ta Pitcha-Pitcha-Pssss Ta Pitcha-Pitcha-Pssss)
The other guys were worried
Cuz I gave their butts a Spankin
(Ta Pitcha-Pitcha-Pssss Ta Pitcha-Pitcha-Pssss)
I felt sorry for um
So I tried some other Baits
(Ta Pitcha-Pitcha-Psss Ta Pitcha-Pitcha-Pssss)
They called Minner Critters
And their tale UNGULATES
(Ta Pitcha-Pitcha-Pssss Ta Pitcha-Pitcha-Pssss)
The rain keeps comin
And I keep gettin wetter
(Ta Pitcha-Pitcha-Psss Ta Pitcha-Pitcha-Pssss)
You can find them baits
From a dude named Meat Getter
(Ta Pitcha-Putcha-Pssss Ta Pitcha-Pitcha-Pssss)
My wife is gettin mad
And I'm bout to get a stabbin
So get yer booty's out
And do yerself some SLABIN!!!!!!
There ya go Slabin!!! That's the best I can do on short notice!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHA
Big River Marine
Bill Burnett
870-635-0202
We offer Xpress, Excel, and Alweld Boats. Yamaha, Suzuki, Evinrude, and Tohatsu/Nissan Engines.
Pro Staff, Southern Pro Tackle and Ozark Rods.
Member, Tri-State Crappie Anglers
Last edited by BigRiverMarine; 08-26-2012 at 08:31 PM.
We only sell the Best. Ranger, Xpress, Yamaha, Suzuki, Tohatsu.