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WOW, it must be a boring Tuesday fer y'all!!! Lol
I can't sing even if I type it. Lmao
Big River Marine
Bill Burnett
870-635-0202
We offer Xpress, Excel, and Alweld Boats. Yamaha, Suzuki, Evinrude, and Tohatsu/Nissan Engines.
Pro Staff, Southern Pro Tackle and Ozark Rods.
Member, Tri-State Crappie Anglers
Yall need to seek HELP......
The warden threw a party in the county jail.
The prison band was there and they began to wail.
The band was jumpin and the joint began to swing.
You should've heard those knocked out jailbirds sing.
Lets rock, everybody, lets rock.
Everybody in the whole cell block
Was dancin to the jailhouse rock.
Spider Murphy played the tenor saxophone,
Little Joe was blowin on the slide trombone.
The drummer boy from Illinois went crash, boom, bang,
The whole rhythm section was the purple gang.
Lets rock, everybody, lets rock.
Everybody in the whole cell block
Was dancin to the jailhouse rock.
[ Lyrics from: http://www.lyricsfreak.com/e/elvis+p..._20048652.html ]
Number forty-seven said to number three:
You're the cutest jailbird I ever did see.
I sure would be delighted with your company,
Come on and do the jailhouse rock with me.
Lets rock, everybody, lets rock.
Everybody in the whole cell block
Was dancin to the jailhouse rock.
The sad sack was a sittin on a block of stone
Way over in the corner weepin all alone.
The warden said, hey, buddy, don't you be no square.
If you can't find a partner use a wooden chair.
Lets rock, everybody, lets rock.
Everybody in the whole cell block
Was dancin to the jailhouse rock.
Shifty Henry said to bugs, for heavens sake,
No ones lookin, now's our chance to make a break.
Bugsy turned to shifty and he said, nix nix,
I wanna stick around a while and get my kicks.
Lets rock, everybody, lets rock.
Everybody in the whole cell block
Was dancin to the jailhouse rock.
Minnerman
Crazyanglertackle.com
Slab Bandits Pro Staff
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WHOLE LOT OF CRAPPIE
Wanna tell you a story
'Bout a Fish I know
When it comes to winning
Oh she steals the show
She ain't exactly pretty
Ain't exactly small
2.46 lbs...
You could say she's got it all
Never had a Crappie
Never had a Crappie like you
Doing all the things
Doing all the things you do
Ain't no fairy story
Ain't no skin and bone
But you give it all you got
Weighing in at 2 and a half lbs.
CHORUS:
You're a whole lotta Crappie
A whole lotta Crappie
Whole lotta Crappie
And you're a whole lotta Crappie
On a hook you can do it
Do it to me all day long
Only one to win
Only one to turn me on
All through the tournament
And right on to the scales
To my surprise my Big Mama
could of been a whale....
CHORUS
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Minnerman
Crazyanglertackle.com
Slab Bandits Pro Staff
nononoQuote:
Originally Posted by Gator_1
It aint country, aint said nuttin bout trains, moma, or prison.
It said mama....big mama...LOLQuote:
Originally Posted by Rees Guide
My badQuote:
Originally Posted by Gator_1
I doubt this makes the Billboard's top 100. LolQuote:
Originally Posted by Gator_1
Big River Marine
Bill Burnett
870-635-0202
We offer Xpress, Excel, and Alweld Boats. Yamaha, Suzuki, Evinrude, and Tohatsu/Nissan Engines.
Pro Staff, Southern Pro Tackle and Ozark Rods.
Member, Tri-State Crappie Anglers