TWO WAYS TO LOOK AT EVERYTHING:

My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion,
and I kept staring at a drunken woman swigging her drink as she sat
alone at a nearby table.

My wife asks, "do you know her?' 'Yes,' I sighed sadly . 'She's my old
girlfriend. I understand she started drinking right after we split up
those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since.'

'My Gosh!' says my wife. 'Who would think a person could go on
celebrating that long?


So you see, there really are two ways to look at everything