Once upon a time...
A feller moved into a new neighborhood with his truck camper and boat.
A kid who lived next door came over to meet his new neighbor.
He said "hi my name is Chad, what's yours?"
The feller replied "Billbob"
Chad said "nice to meet you Billbob, that sure is a nice boat. Do you fish a lot?"
To which Billbob replied "well I'll tell ya, just FETCH me one of those beers out of that cooler over there and I'll tell you the greatest fishing story ever"

To be continue.....