He's speaking WB, DD learned from him (or maybe it is didnt learn).
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He's speaking WB, DD learned from him (or maybe it is didnt learn).
Well dadgummit! Did I win or not?
Wannabe...
U big gewb, it gos through Monday afternoon at 5!! Did you have your Slimey speech ready????RoflQuote:
Originally Posted by Wannabe...
Read 1st post by Donnie again. Slab will pick winner "MONDAY" GEWBERQuote:
Originally Posted by Wannabe...
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no dadgummit!Quote:
Originally Posted by Wannabe...
RoflRoflQuote:
Originally Posted by "G"
I'm suing all y'all for making me wait.
Wannabe...
speaking of slimeyslab i know hes got a good one thought up weres he at
Well this is the truth, and nothing but the truth...
My lovely wife and I decided we would try our luck in the FJS championship. So we got up bright and early and headed for Enid lake. We stopped at waffle house to eat some breakfast. I had my usual, two eggs over easy, bacon, hashbrowns, and wheat toast. Darlene had waffles with syrup.
While we were eating in walked the funniest thing I ever seen. It was Wannabe, Donnie, "G" and Big H. The funny thing was the way they were dressed. Wannabe was a Indian Chief, Donnie was a Sailor, "G" was a Policemen and Big H was a Construction Worker. That's right THEY WERE THE VILLAGE PEOPLE! I was laughing so hard I choked on a piece of Bacon, good thing my wife knew the himlick manuever. After I got my breath back I said to them "what gives?" They said "didn't Yikess get a hold of you?" I said "about what" , "G" replied " They made a new rule just to make things interesting. You have to wear a costume to fish in the championship". I said "you got to be kidding". "G" said "nope its the truth" . About that time DonDon came through the door, and you guessed it he was dress like his hero "sasquatch". I knew DD would never lie to me , so as soon as we left I drove to Walmart and bought some costumes. Well being it was no where near holloween we had to make do. The wife grabbed some camo and dressed as a hunter, and I, under huge protest, got lingerie and dressed as Dr. Frankenferter from The Rocky Horror Picture Show.
We drove as fast as my GMC (girly man's Chevy) would go to the ramp. When we got there everyone was laughing so hard. They were all in the're regular fishing clothes.
"G" said " We got ya you big Gewber"
We didn't win....
But we did make next years calendar!
Member, Tri State Crappie Anglers
ha ha ha.....good one gator