my new truck

[torch]

I bought a new Ford F250 Tri-Flex Fuel Truck
it runs on either hydrogen, gasoline, or E85.
I returned it to the dealer yesterday
Because I couldn't get the radio to work.

The service technician explained that the radio was voice activated.


'Nelson,' the technician said to the radio.
The radio replied, 'Ricky or Willie?'


'Willie!' he continued and 'On The Road Again'

Came from the speakers.


Then he said, 'Ray Charles!', and in an instant

' Georgia On My Mind' replaced Willie Nelson.

I drove away happy, and for the next few days,

Every time I'd say, 'Beethoven,'


I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said,

'Beatles,' I'd get one of their awesome songs.


Yesterday, some guy ran a red light

And nearly creamed my new truck,

But I swerved in time to avoid him.


I yelled, 'Dumb !@#!'

Immediately the radio responded with,


Ladies and gentlemen,

The President of The

United States


Man!! I love this truck....

[jigflinger]

That's hilarious. But you just ain't right, Torch.Rofl

[Speck]

Lol, I knew something was up when you said you bought a Ford!! LMAO

[ScottV]

And to think I was proud of you getting a Ford. Funny.

[Big H trucking]

I thought you actually made a good chocie in trucks........Get the F250 king Ranch and be done truck shopping

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[Rees Guide]

Rofl

[Hook One]

Good one Torch.

[BigRiverMarine]

I bought a new Ford F250 Tri-Flex Fuel Truck
it runs on either hydrogen, gasoline, or E85.
I returned it to the dealer yesterday
Because I couldn't get the radio to work.

The service technician explained that the radio was voice activated.


'Nelson,' the technician said to the radio.
The radio replied, 'Ricky or Willie?'


'Willie!' he continued and 'On The Road Again'

Came from the speakers.


Then he said, 'Ray Charles!', and in an instant

' Georgia On My Mind' replaced Willie Nelson.

I drove away happy, and for the next few days,

Every time I'd say, 'Beethoven,'


I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said,

'Beatles,' I'd get one of their awesome songs.


Yesterday, some guy ran a red light

And nearly creamed my new truck,

But I swerved in time to avoid him.


I yelled, 'Dumb !@#!'

Immediately the radio responded with,


Ladies and gentlemen,

The President of The

United States


Man!! I love this truck....

LMAO!!! Too funny!!!


Big River Marine
Bill Burnett
870-635-0202
Member-- Tri-State Crappie Anglers
Pro Staff-- Southern Pro Tackle, Meatgetter Jigs, Minner Critters, Ozark Rods, and Crappieholic Apparel.

[Billbob]

love it

[KDAVID1]

That's hilarious. But you just ain't right, Torch.Rofl

X2

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