Until that stankin dink catching junior hat wearing piggly wiggly raider rolls in and one ups me with 37 years.

Oh well, i'm still proud of Is for being able to keep up with me. I figured she would have gotten winded about 5 years in.

Add in the five years we dated and Scott still trumps me dagnabit. Why don't y'all move your anniversary and quit hogging my spotlight already.

Wannabe...