ya think? lmaoQuote:
Originally Posted by wilbur
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ya think? lmaoQuote:
Originally Posted by wilbur
Well after a couple of minutes of not getting any text, I got to thinkin. Mr ATM is fixin to blow slab outta the water with a blindside cussin, so I sent the following text to slab.
Slab, ATM, for some strange reason, thinks he's been banned. Ignore him fer a while if he calls or text ya.
Minner
Slab, while in the middle of repairing tge server that you ugly folks tore up, responds- I got my own problems right now.
Minner- I know. Good luck.
(He really jus didn't know what he really had)
Well then ATM texts back- The chicken mr slab didn't answer.
Surely the gutless mr slab ain't gonna make me say what I gotta say in a voicemail.
Minner- Why not wait and talk to him. That's how you know who got canned.
Oh if he ain't whizzed already he will be after listening to that voice mail
Well by this time all the other 3 gewbers could do was laugh. Greber1, GeWBer and Gewbertriton had purty much ran fer cover and left me holdin the bag. Gewber1 was textin- Oh me, oh my, this $#*+ is funny.
GeWBer was runnin skeert. His last text was- Slab jus called me. I didn't answer. He left a voicemail fer me to call him. Just so y'all know, ima turn states evidence on you all and sell u all down the ribber. What do I do gewbertriton?Phark it. Imma call him back and get this over with.
Gewbertriton was busy wastin our tax money but had time to respond with- Tell him to call minner. Bwahahahaha. (What a friend).
During this time of despair, I sent slab one more text.
Minner- 555-555-5555
Please ignore this number if he calls or text. We will take care of it.
So now all we can do is sit and wait fer the board to come back up.
ATM threw under the bus? What about poor ol minner? Huh?Quote:
Originally Posted by wilbur
Well I finally got the text I'd been waitin fer.
ATM- Gutless mr slab won't answer the phone but I'm unbanned now
Oh yea I almost fergot one important part. Gewber1 resorted to Facebook to try and clear the air. Bwahahahaha, what a gurlie thing to do.
The very last text I got from ATM was:
You owe me lunch gewber. Had my blood pressure so high they like to never stopped me from bleeding when they pulled the needles out after dialysis.
So ima gonna treat the gewber to lunch the next time I'm over there. Maybe tomorrow.
And that's how we rolled today without c.com.
You could be next.
I never laughed so much in my life.
I'm saving that voice mail for blackmail (as soon as I find it)!
I'm starting to think this place is just like the guberment! No one knows what's going on, not even me!
Yall aint rite, I cant tell yall what Feelay texted me when he couldnt get on.:yikes
Gewbers...all of you.
Almost word for word... Some of the names have been changed to protect the guilty...LOLQuote:
Originally Posted by Minnerman
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No gewber you miss read the text... You was pretty excited at this point.... I was telling ATM there's always Facebook, in lew of c.c......LOLQuote:
Originally Posted by Minnerman
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And this is why I joined c.com--this is the funniest crap I've ever seen. Course ATM , high blood pressure, and dialysis isn't a good thing though--but other than that bwahahahha