Stole this from another forum

[torch]

Investment Advice
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago,
you would have $49.00 today!
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you would
have $33.00 today.
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago,
you would have $0.00 today.
But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all
the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for the recycling refund,
you would have received $214.00.
Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink
heavily & recycle.
It is called the 401-Keg.
And as a bonus...
A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a
year. Another study found that on average Americans drink 22 gallons of alcohol a year. That means that the average American gets about 41 miles to the gallon!
Makes you damned proud to be an American!

[torch]

I did not know Billbob got 41 mpg, LMAO

[jimmydee1]

Torch, that's the most common sence reason to have anothern' I've heard in years. Nice job, Pard. Makes perfect sence to me!!!!

[Barnacle Bill]

That is good!

["G"]

Billbob might get 41 miles to the gallon but he is due for a overhaul lol

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[thereheis]

That's the best one I've heard in a while !!

[Bob # 1]

I don't drink (medical) so how much milage do I get with water

[duckhunter]

lol

[DonDon]

lol

["G"]

I don't drink (medical) so how much milage do I get with water

Thats why your stuck in Indiana......you can't get far on water, lol billbob however gets out of Indiana about every three weeks.....he goes everywhere.