joke of the day...........

[duckhunter]

a man boarded a plane and took his seat. after a few minutes, this drop-dead gorgeous brunette was coming down the aisle........she was the prettiest woman he had ever seen. as luck would have it, she took the seat next to him. eager to start a conversation, he asked her where she was from and what she does. she told him that she is a sex psychologist and proceeded to tell him about her work. she did research, and said that according to myth, certain europeans are the the best lovers, but in her research she found out it was actually native american indians who desrve that honor. she also said, according to myth, that italians make the best husbands, but in her research, she found that jewish men made the best husbands. she then started blushing, and said, "i dont know why im telling you all this, i dont even know your name." the man looked at her, and without hesitation said, "my name is Tonto Goldstein, but my friends call me bubba."


had to tweak the wording a little so I wouldnt get in trouble with G, lol.

[Rees Guide]

Rofl