My child got her driver's license this morning. The reason for the warning...
On the way to the DMV our conversation went like this;

Kid; Momma, shld I ask the driver instructor what the speed limit is?

Me; stares at her like she has four heads, while remembering all the things I heard about pot killing brain cells, and wondering if I need to get her drug tested.

Me; what position are your hands supposed to be in on the steering wheel?

Kid; oh momma, that's easy. 5 & 9.

Lord help us, she passed. She will be driving my old car, a maroon Mazda 6 with a cc sticker on the back windshield. If you see her.... Get away. Fast.