Texting for Seniors

["G"]

Younger people have theirs, now we have our own texting codes:

* ATD - At the Doctor's

* BFF - Best Friends Funeral

* BTW - Bring the Wheelchair

* BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth

* CBM - Covered by Medicare

* CUATSC - See You at the Senior Center

* DWI - Driving While Incontinent

* FWBB - Friend with Beta Blockers

* FWIW - Forgot Where I Was

* FYI - Found Your Insulin

* GGPBL - Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low

* GHA - Got Heartburn Again

* HGBM - Had Good Bowel Movement

* IMHO - Is My Hearing-Aid On?

* LMDO - Laughing My Dentures Out

* LOL - Living on Lipitor

* LWO - Lawrence Welk's On

* OMMR - On My Massage Recliner

* OMSG - Oh My! Sorry, Gas
* ROFL...CGU - Rolling on the Floor Laughing...Can't get Up!

* TOT - Texting on Toilet

* TTYL - Talk to You Louder

* WAITT - Who Am I Talking To?

* WTFA - Wet the Furniture Again

* WTP - Where're the Prunes

* WWNO - Walker Wheels Need Oil

Hope these help. GGLKI (Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking in!)

[ScottV]

I know all about the DWI. Lol

[Barbie]

Funny, I forwarded this to my dad, I am now no longer his favorite daughter.

[ScottV]

Rofl-cgu

["G"]

oobpt................out of blue paper towels

[majflyboy]

Rofl-cgu

[jimfish]

GAEDS Got any extra depends

[BigRiverMarine]

Funny!!!


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[jigflinger]

I'm way too senile, I mean senior to remember all of those. Or even a small percentage of 'em.

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