Geezers phone texting shortcuts

[DonDon]

We all know that IMO means In My opinion but now the Geezers got their own codes to save time while texting :p

* ATD - At the Doctor's * BFF - Best Friends Funeral
* BTW - Bring the Wheelchair
* BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth
* CBM - Covered by Medicare
* CUATSC - See You at the Senior Center
* DWI - Driving While Incontinent
* FWBB - Friend with Beta Blockers
* FWIW - Forgot Where I Was
* FYI - Found Your Insulin
* GGPBL - Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low
* GHA - Got Heartburn Again
* IMHO - Is My Hearing-Aid On?
* LMDO - Laughing My Dentures Out
* LOL - Living on Lipitor
* LWO - Lawrence Welk's On
* OMMR - On My Massage Recliner
* OMSG - Oh My! Sorry, Gas
* ROFL...CGU - Rolling on the Floor Laughing...Can't get Up!
* TOT - Texting on Toilet
* TTYL - Talk to You Louder
* WAITT - Who Am I Talking To?
* WTP - Where're the Prunes

* WWNO - Walker Wheels Need Oil

[Barbie]

funny.

["G"]

sorry but I don't know anything about all those.....I will have to ask satdoc, lmao

[tritonman]

Now that's funny

[Hook One]

Oh G watch for the knife it is getting closer all time.

[old fuzzy]

Rofl
Rofl
Rofl

[satdoc1]

OK "G" I just heard a click. Could it be a new razor blade?

["G"]

naw....that was me pulling the hammer back, lol

[satdoc1]

Those things have a habit of misfirin but the blade never does.

["G"]

Never a misfire or a jam with the right ammo....just ask maj, lol