Thread: Hey Minner

Originally Posted by Slab

I'm really beginning to think some you guys are nuts! Too funny.

Merry Christmas

Don't try to sugar coat it now. I done figured yalls menacing plan out. I'll bet you even told DD how to be nice and say all them nice thangs. I'm jus glad I could see the writin on the wall and didn't say anything you'd regret.

Merry Christmas to you too.

Originally Posted by Slab

I'm really beginning to think some you guys are nuts! Too funny.

Merry Christmas

What do you mean...THINK, lmao........the proof is here, bwahahahaha

Merry Christmas everybody

Originally Posted by Slab

I'm really beginning to think some you guys are nuts! Too funny.

Merry Christmas

And I'm way over my head!!!

Originally Posted by Minnerman

and didn't say anything you'd regret.

You got that right. Here's to hoping

Course it could have jus been a ratings ploy. It could have went like this:
Slab: Hey DD. Wanna help the board out?
DD: Shur mr slab. Want mre to right a thread on how to install yo ducer?
Slab: DD, you gewber. Ain't you done caught enuff flack about that ducer episode? No. Since everybody is out deer huntin and the hits on the site have been a little slow, why don't you try to confuse everybody by suckin up to WB and minner & triton. Folks will go wild over this.
DD: I dunno mr slab. Folks around here know mre. Ya thank it'll werk?
Slab: Yea, it'll werk. People love it when a gewber tries to make amends for his gewberness. they think it's so sweet, speashually right here at Christmas time. It'll be wonderful.
DD: rectum what I oughta say?
Slab: Don't use rectum in a sentence to me ever again.
DD: sorry. Stewpit smart fone is smarter than me.
Slab: Duh. Ya think? Anyhow, say something like wonderful and here's to ya and pal and good buddies and how much you love em.
DD: I dunno bout all tgat. Wgats in it fer me?
Slab: I'll tell ya what I'll do. If minner acts up, I'll smack em. I'll scare triton with some secret mission talk. Ifn WB questions you, I'll threaten to delete some of his post count and you'll be the undisputed king.
DD: I'm own it sir. How do I love thee, let me count the weighs.
Slab: don't say that crap to me ya gewber.
DD : Sorry sir.

And sho nuff. WB doubted it, triton doubted it, minner disputed it and the whole werld tuned in to see what was told next. I think crappie.com was the top of the google searches fer the last 6 days since this mischief was started.

Minner what ever meds you missed you need to catch up on em in a hurry. You be goin down hill fast.