Two Rednecks

[DonDon]

ES and Slabo, are sitting at their favorite bar, drinking beer.

Slabo turns to ES and says, 'You know, I'm tired of going through life without an education. Tomorrow I think I'll go to the Community College and sign up for some classes.'

ES thinks it's a good idea and the two leave.

The next day, Slabo goes down to the college and meets Dean of Admissions, who signs him up for the four basic classes: Math, English, history, and Logic.

'Logic?' Slabo says. 'What's that?'

The dean says, 'I'll give you an example. Do you own a weed eater?'

'Yeah.'

'Then logically speaking, because you own a weed eater, I think that you would have a yard.'

'That's true, I do have a yard.'

'I'm not done,' the dean says. 'Because you have a yard, I think logically that you would have a house.'

'Yes, I do have a house.'

'And because you have a house, I think that you might logically have a family.'

'Yes, I have a family.

'I'm not done yet. Because you have a family, then logically you must have a wife. And because you have a wife, then logic tells me you must be a heterosexual.'

'I am a heterosexual. That's amazing, you were able to find out all of that because I have a weed eater.'

Excited to take the class now, Slabo shakes the Dean's hand and leaves to go meet ES at the bar. He tells ES about his classes, how he is signed up for Math, English, History, and Logic.

'Logic? ' ES says, 'What's that?'
Slabo says, 'I'll give you an example. Do you have a weed eater?'

'No.'

'Then you're a queer.'

[Handicrappie]

Lol

[majflyboy]

RoflRoflRofl

[Minnerman]

Bwahahahahahaha. That's good. It ain't gonna last, but it's good.

[Big H trucking]

Thats Great

[DonDon]

It ain't bad. No cussing or anything

[jigflinger]

Never thought of logically before. Sho glad I have 4/5 weedeaters. LOL!Rofl

["G"]

bwahahahaha Rofl Rofl Rofl

[ATM]

Now that there was funny.

[EmptyStringer]

What if my weed eater only worx half the time?