Anybody need some advice, a boat found, name calling or just a general DD whippin'?

[Wannabe...]

Long way to go from 1:15 till 5. Any ya'll ain't helping move things along much today.

Wannabe...

[Speck]

Yes,
If you spin an oriental person around in circles, do they get disoriented?
Before drawing boards were invented, what did people go back to?
What does cheese say when its getting its picher taken?
If mothers feed their young uns with tiny spoons, do oriental mothers use tooth picks?
Why do they put the instructions in brail at drive up ATM's?

[cockrumcrappieman]

HMMMMMMMMMMM All good points Speck

[Wannabe...]

Don't encourage him Cockrum.....it'll only make it worse.

If you spin an oriental person around in circles, do they get disoriented?

No, they get dizzy.

Before drawing boards were invented, what did people go back to?

They gave up and went home.

What does cheese say when its getting its picher taken?

Hey look, it happened.

If mothers feed their young uns with tiny spoons, do oriental mothers use tooth picks?

I'm a strong proponent of breast feeding.

Why do they put the instructions in brail at drive up ATM's?

Cause the folks that regulate that sort of stuff thought it would be funny.

Wannabe...

[creekslick]

WB has an answer for everything, well except how to catch more than 1 fish a trip.

[Speck]

Why did they put the letter "S" in lisp?
If man evaolved from apes, why are there still apes?
If an orange is called an orange, why isnt a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow?
Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one?
Why does your nose run but your feet smell?
What should you do if you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?

[Speck]

If horrific means horrible, does terrific mean terrible?
If you had amnesia and then were cured, would you remember that you forgot?
Why is the word abbreviation so long?
Why do "overlook" and "oversee" mean the opposite things?
How much deeper would the oceans be if sponges didnt live there?

[Speck]

That ought to keep him busy for a while! Hehehehehe

[Wannabe...]

Why did they put the letter "S" in lisp?

- So you'd know what it sounds like.

If man evaolved from apes, why are there still apes?

- You've been to a Camp. Who says we've evolved?

If an orange is called an orange, why isnt a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow?

- a'cause.

Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one?

- Sales tactic to make you think you're getting twice as much.

Why does your nose run but your feet smell?

- I don't have a cold and my feet smell just like me....purty.

What should you do if you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?

- Plant more endangered plants and set up box blinds.

If horrific means horrible, does terrific mean terrible?

- I think rap music is what makes this confusing for you....such as the adaptation of bad.

If you had amnesia and then were cured, would you remember that you forgot?

- No, but either way, I still can't remember where my keys are.

Why is the word abbreviation so long?

- It was left that way to weed out the lazy.

Why do "overlook" and "oversee" mean the opposite things?

- Does it? I think DD would disagree.

How much deeper would the oceans be if sponges didnt live there?

- 3 centimeters. But Al Gore disputes that.

Wannabe...

[Deroc]

if people from poland are called poles why are people from holland not called holes?
why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites.
why isn't 11 pronounced onety-one.
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked,doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted,musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked and dry cleaners depressed.